I’ve Never Laughed Harder Than At His Middle Aged Man Trying To Argue With A Dog About Stealing His Potato Skins
Okay so there’s a chance I’ve laughed harder, but whatever time that was isn’t coming easily to mind so we’re going to pretend it doesn’t exist. But should we be laughing in the first place? Stealing potato skins is a total dick move on that dog’s part and I’d be hella pissed too if I came back from wherever to find my dog chowin’ down on my food. Bitch, you have dog food. Go eat that and stay the fuck away from my stuff, or else next time I’ll spike it with chocolate and THEN we’ll see who gets the last laugh.