Man Pimped His Wife Out For Four Years And I Thought You’d Make More Money For Having Sex With 2,700 People


I’m no prostitution expert, but if I’m pimping out my wife (or any woman for that matter), and I pimp her out 2,742 times, I think I should be making at least $2,742,000 over the course of all that sweet, sweet pimpin’, right?

Doesn’t $1,000 per romp seem like the reasonable price here?

Then again, in my “Jason is a pimp” fantasy, I’m only pushing the finest hoes. No 1os or 9s or even 8s, of course, but my stable would have a few rock solid 7s that could easily be 9s if a devastating snaggletooth or a lazy eye wasn’t holding them back.

I mention all of this, because a man in France did pimp out his wife a whopping 2,742 times over the course of four years was only making about $7,700 per month doing it. The math on that is simple ($7,700 x 48 months)/2,742 session = how much he thought his wife was worth per sesh.

That number is $135 (give or take).

How fucking insulting is that? Never mind the fact that this guy would go sit in his car with their five-year-old son while his wife was getting the daylights fucked out of her by several random dudes PER DAY in their house, the judge should lock him up for life just for giving that kind of a discount on his own wife.

Per Metro:

The 54-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is said to have made £5,000 a month over four years.

He would sit in the family car with their five-year-old child as his wife, aged 46, welcomed clients into their home.

Emmanuel Dupic, prosecutor at the town’s criminal court, said: ‘The husband exercised a psychological power over his wife, preventing her from stopping submitting herself to the sexual needs of customers who were sometimes very tough.’

For $135 it’s no wonder she averaged almost two clients per day over the course of four years, but, I mean, she must look like she lived a hard 46 years on earth to only garner $135 a pop.