There’s a belief that in life that a woman can’t have it all. Well because they can’t. None of us can. It’s impossible. But that doesn’t stop women from trying to have it all and websites, mags and twitter accounts from making women think it’s 100% possible.
Women can’t have it all and neither can men.
Man Who Has It All is dubbed the Twitter feed for “top tips for men juggling a successful career and fatherhood” but you don’t have to have a job or ten kids to enjoy it.
Here’s some of his suggestions:
MEN! Accentuate your best features, e.g. hind legs, to draw attention away from your flaws, e.g. your behaviour at all times
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015
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ALL MEN! Good news! You can now buy a PH balanced testicle spritz to boost your confidence anytime, anywhere! — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 13, 2015
Working dad? Are you drinking enough water? Remember to stay hydrated by drinking enough water throughout the day. Look after YOU.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015
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TODAY’S QUESTION: Can curvy dads ever be TRULY happy? — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015
TODAY’S DEBATE: Are your eyelashes ruining your career?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015
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Busy working dad? Beat guilt by using PH balanced products on your intimate penis area, upping your eyebrow game & cutting out fun. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 15, 2015
ALL MEN! Don’t be afraid to enjoy your OWN body. Light a scented candle, pop on some silky underpants & dim the lights. ‘Me time’.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 15, 2015
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Working husband? How do you keep your energy levels up? John, age 38, “I crouch in a corner all day”. What an inspiration. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 15, 2015
FRAZZLED DAD? Keep winter weight gain at bay by snacking on the memory of cucumber. De-lish!
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 15, 2015
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“I didn’t want to appear too pushy” Keith, age 52 on not applying for the job of his dreams. Inspirational. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 14, 2015
MEN! If you speak up in a meeting & want to be taken seriously, dress smart but not too smart, stay calm & avoid appearing too ambitious.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 14, 2015
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