If you were stupid enough to jump between skyscrapers what would your shoewear of choice be? Running shoes or hiking shoes right? No Nikes for this fucking asshole.
What are those!?!?!
Fucking loafers?
Is this clown really jumping all nimbly-bimbly from skyscraper to skyscraper in loafers?
Motherfucker you go all Mirror’s Edge on the tops of high rise buildings in Hong Kong and you rock white loafers? Keep nearly killing yourself, but maybe consider get more proper footwear or at least get a sponsorship for the company that makes those loafers. They’d get really good press if you fell hundreds of stories.