Map: Which Country Does the Most Cocaine?

The Economist came out today with this handy chartwhich lets us know which countries are snorting the most blow. Who came in first? Surprisingly, not America.

Fucking England. And Spain. And Italy. And Australia (which is basically upside down England). All those places do more blow the America. And why? Not because America doesn’t want it,  but because the USA seizes most cocaine before it ever deliciously hits users’ noses. America seized 94 tons last year. Ninety four.

Here’s the full chart, in case you need to know what country you should move to next.

And the list of seizure weights. This’ll make you sad.

[H/T @AllisonBrennan]