Matt Stonie is still the heavyweight champion of the world on the competitive eating scene. This past summer he upset Joey Chestnut at the annual 4th of July hot dog eating championship. The guy once ate 241 chicken wings in 10 minutes. He’s a freak of nature.
On his YouTube channel last week, he did what is called “The Ahhhnold Schwarzenegger 5lb Iron Mass Gainer Challenge.” It’s 12,000 calories a jug, so he made 12 pints of the stuff. He ends up throwing the whole thing down in two minutes, five seconds like a champ.
10 minutes later, he must have felt his poo running down his leg. I can’t imagine what his bathroom was like the next 24 hours.