Snow days are like kid nirvana. This is something that Danbury, Connecticut Mayor Mark Boughton knows very well and utilizes for his own personal entertainment on Twitter.
Boughton apparently routinely trolls the students in his city any time it appears that there is a threat of school being cancelled.
Hey, hey, listen up… Danbury Public Schools are.. xaghsfhnkkl..
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 2, 2015
Danbury Public Schools are
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 2, 2015
https://twitter.com/bryeksi/status/572213695998128128
If I was the mayor in the zombie apocalypse I would cancel school or at least a 2 hour delay. #TheWalkingDead
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 2, 2015
"@asheelikewoee: Watching @MayorMark tweet like… http://t.co/oDWWSEMx3G" ROFL..
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 2, 2015
It's a white out out there.. #Danbury #canttakeit
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 3, 2015
BTW, Danbury Public Schools are
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 3, 2015
Attention: Danbury Public Schools will #whoopthereitis
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 4, 2015
Danbury students be like: pic.twitter.com/sm80OOVtF2
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 4, 2015
"@xXWhySoSerious: @MayorMark Should I even bother taking a shower tonight?"- please. For the love of humanity..
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 4, 2015
Attention: West Beverly Hills High School is closed for tomorrow. #90210
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/_egelinas/status/572941575744954368
Special announcement: Dillon High School will be closed for tomorrow. #FridayNightLights
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 4, 2015
School is on.. #sorrybeliebers #nostayingathomeandlisteningonedirectionallday pic.twitter.com/1BaoD0cR7Z
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 4, 2015
Classes at Bayside High are canceled for tomorrow. Screech will still be having the prom meeting in the afternoon.
— Ex-MayorMark (@ExMayorMark) March 4, 2015
This guy should run for goddamn President. Imagine the White House tweets!