Remember the Hamburgler from McDonald’s? The weird dude in the striped outfit and flat-brimmed hat? Well, hes back and he’s creeping people the hell out.
You see, the Hamburgler used to be kind of a cartoonish character so despite the fact that he spoke kind of weird (what the hell is he saying?) he was still a valued member of the McDonaldland community.
Now he’s back, but this time he’s a real guy and whoa… he doesn’t look like a guy who’d beinto stealing hamburgers, he looks more like he’d like to create a weapon of mass destruction in an X-Men movie.
Naturally, Twitter took his introduction very well.
— Virgin Morning Show (@985MorningShow) May 7, 2015
— Stephanie Pelley (@StephaniePelley) May 7, 2015
I feel like there's gonna be creepy fanfic about the new Hamburgler and then voila, the next 50 Shades is born pic.twitter.com/3MPoHUisJv
— Jamilah Lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) May 7, 2015
New McDonald's Hamburgler is CREEPY I see why they are going under pic.twitter.com/gUdLmEHoUG
— JackieOH! (@Junebug1952) May 7, 2015
And cue the Hamburgler slashfic….. now.
— Pat Rothfuss (@PatrickRothfuss) May 7, 2015
— Scott Joplin (@airnashville) May 7, 2015
Didn't I see that new Hamburgler in "Eyes Wide Shut"?
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) May 7, 2015
I'm pretty sure the new Hamburgler's plan involves killing the Batman. pic.twitter.com/REJG0Iwh2S
— Peter Coffin (@petercoffin) May 6, 2015
The new Hamburgler looks like a rapist. Wonder if he's single
— Gypsy Moonbeam (@gypsymoonbeam) May 7, 2015
If you think the new Hamburgler is bad, wait until you see what they did to re-invent Ronald McDonald! pic.twitter.com/pjsXf68ew1
— Marc Lombardi (@marclombardi) May 7, 2015