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What happens when a (possibly) stoned dude wants to gets a milkshake at a McDonald’s at 1 a.m., and runs into two people working behind the register possibly tripping on spider acid?
Only the craziest goddamn story you’ve ever heard.
https://twitter.com/JoshRaby/status/719404248803491840
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They were definitely tripping. I mean, that’s the only explanation, right?
[H/T @RachelZarrell]