Are Meat Sweats Real? Let’s Explore The Evidence

Are meat sweats real? My immediate answer is “No,” because I’ve consumed a shitload of meat all in one sitting and don’t remember ever breaking out into an intense sweat. But what do I know? Maybe I wasn’t eating enough meat, or maybe I’m just a motherfucking boss who can handle beef better than most people.

Or maybe the meat sweats don’t exist…or do they?