Men Complain To Government That Condoms Are Too Small


Uganda men feel as though they got shafted by their government because they supplied them with condoms that they deem to be too small. This is probably a hard topic to discuss with your politicians about, but male citizens are complaining that the condoms are so tiny that they rip during sex. Generally condoms range between seven inches to eight-and-a-half inches long

I imagine that there are much worse problems to have, but this seems like a political issue that I could really stand up for.

“WHAT DO WE WANT? BIGGER CONDOMS! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? NOW!!!

Ugandan politician Merard Bitekyerezo told NTV Uganda News:

“Some youth are complaining that the condoms they are being given, some of them are too short, their organs can’t fit in the.”

I feel your pain.

Sadly 7% of the population, approximately 1.4 million people, have HIV so this is an important health concern.

You know there’s some poor dude who thinks that the condoms are actually too small and his microdick is getting lost in the condoms, but he can’t stand up during the meeting and say, “There’s one tiny problem, these condoms are gigantic. We really need smaller prophylactics to accommodate inadequate men like myself.” Poor prick.

[NYDN]

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