Michigan Governor Names Chief Of Staff And His Name Is Dick Posthumus. No Really, His Name Is Dick Posthumus
So this happened today.
Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder tapped Dick Posthumus to serve as Chief of Staff.
Nope, it’s not April 1st yet.
It what I originally thought was a Twitter hoax turns out to be the truth. The Chief of STAFF is a dude named Dick Posthumus. Do you think his nickname is “Deadeye Dick?”
What assholes his parents are. They didn’t even have the common courtesy to name their kid “Richard.”
“Dick is an unwavering public servant whose positive attitude and commitment to teamwork and the reinvention of Michigan have already helped steer Michigan’s comeback over the past six years,” Snyder said. “There are few people in this state who can compare to Dick Posthumus when it comes to having a depth of knowledge about state government and how it should be serving the people of Michigan.”
Dick is unwavering? Is the Governor of Michigan trolling the entire country right now?
He wasn’t named as “Chief of Names that You Would Use to Prank Call Someone,” he was named Chief of Staff, which is also extremely fitting.
Dick Posthumus sounds like the effects of drinking too much and your dong won’t get hard and it appears dead.
What a time to be alive.