This Is What Goes On In The Mind Of A Girl Right After She Gets Dumped

Sirens? Emergency Tinder app download? A panic-induced inventory check of what chick flicks you have sitting readily available in your living room? Sounds like someone just got dumped and is about to go into a Ben & Jerry’s food coma for the next two weeks. No shame in any of that, but if you spend more than a week in the same set of pajamas without washing them, you may need an intervention.