15 Minnesota State Fair Dishes So Fried And Fatty You’ll Upchuck, And 5 I Want To Eat Right Now

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Minnesota State Fair


The Minnesota State Fair reigns supreme as the state fair with the most over-the-top, disgusting food dishes. Sure, the Texas State Fair has some outrageous fried foods. Last year’s ‘Big Tex Choice Awards Finalists’ included some deep-fried monstrosities, like a deep-fried shrimp boil (how is that even possible?), and a funnel cake beer (kill me now). Again, none of the foods at the Texas State Fair are on the level of the Minnesota State Fair, the home of exorbitance and obesity. This year 50 new foods are being introduced to the Minnesota State Fair, so I figured I’d share 15 of the worst and 5 of the best with you bros (some old, some new), so you can begin to gain a sense of just how insane the cuisine there is. The trick is for you to guess which 15 I’m disgusted by and which 5 I want to eat right now.

Descriptions of the food (and pictures) come directly from the Minnesota State Fair website.


Deep-Fried Ribs: Smoked baby back ribs, breaded, fried and served with BBQ sauce.

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Cowboy Bites: Sweet corn kernels, bacon, jalapeños and cream cheese blended into bite-size balls, breaded and fried, and served with ranch dipping sauce

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Minnesota State Fair



Hot Tail: Roasted pig tail coated in a scallion ginger sauce

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Minnesota State Fair



Italian Dessert Nachos: Cinnamon sugar cannoli chips smothered with sweet ricotta cheese filling, fruit, chocolate, nuts and candy toppings

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Minnesota State Fair



Limerick Stix: A blend of pimento cheese and cayenne pepper coated in a corn meal mix, deep-fried and served with custom dipping sauce

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Minnesota State Fair



Spam Burger: Black Pepper, Bacon, Jalapeño, Hickory Smoke, Hot & Spicy

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Minnesota State Fair



Maple Bacon Funnel Cake: A funnel cake infused with bacon pieces, then topped with sweet maple glaze and sprinkled with more bacon

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Minnesota State Fair



BBQ Pickle Ice Cream: Exactly what it sounds like

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Burger Dog: A ground blend of hamburger, hot dog, bacon, cheese and a splash of jalapeño on a hot dog bun

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Minnesota State Fair



Sara’s Tipsy Pies: This new State Fair vendor features 5 varieties of hand pies:

State Fair Rhubarb Blue Hunny Do – only at the State Fair: A blend of fresh local strawberry rhubarb and baby blueberries baked with Hunny Do Wheat Beer, a honey dew melon-flavored beer, and topped with a Hunny Do Tipsy Topping
2GINGERS® Irish Apple: Traditional apple pie made with 2GINGERS® Irish whiskey
Bapple: Wild blueberries and apples with a honey stinger mead
Maple Bacon Apple Breakfast (available 8-10:30 a.m. only): Filled with apples in maple syrup, then finished with a beer glaze and candied, slightly spicy bacon bits
Salted Caramel Apple: Traditional apple pie with caramel beer filling

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Minnesota State Fair



Sriracha Dog: All-beef hot dog on a cream cheese Sriracha-smeared bun, topped with bacon bits and drizzled with Sriracha sauce

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Minnesota State Fair



Tikka On-a-Stikka: Chicken marinated in spices and yogurt, chargrilled and smothered in tikka sauce

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Minnesota State Fair



Up Nort Shoreman’s Lunch: Battered northern pike in a fresh tomato sauce with potatoes and corn, finished with smoked pepper tartar sauce

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Wine Fried Kalettes: Battered kale, fried crispy in wine and served with sweet Thai chili sauce

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Minnesota State Fair



Totchos: Tater tots smothered in cheddar cheese sauce with seasoned sour cream, bacon bits and green onions (chicken or taco-style beef optional). Gluten-free

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Stuffed Italian Meatloaf On-a-Stick: Italian meatloaf stuffed with Mozzarella and pepperoni, topped with marinara sauce and a Parmesan herb blend and served on-a-stick

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Mac & Cheese Cupcake: Mac & cheese nestled in a breadcrumb crust, then sprinkled with breadcrumbs and frosted with a dollop of Cheez Whiz

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Minnesota State Fair



Cowboy Dave’s Cluck & Moo: Smashed potatoes, roasted beef and grilled chicken covered with beef gravy, crispy onions and mustard BBQ sauce

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Minnesota State Fair



Butter Chicken Samosas: Pastries filled with chicken in a tomato curry sauce and served with a side of green chutney. Sweet Summer Vegetable Samosas with corn, peas and onions also are available.

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Salted Caramel Puff Sundaes: Exactly what you think it is

May 31, 2015, Food Photography, Midwest Dairy Association, Puffcorn Caramel Ice Cream, white Minnesota State Fair New Foods

Minnesota State Fair

May 31, 2015, Food Photography, Midwest Dairy Association, Puffcorn Caramel Ice Cream, white
Minnesota State Fair New Foods


So bros, any guesses on which ones I want to eat? HINT: I lied, I want to eat all 20. For the complete selection of new foods at the 2015 Minnesota Stat Fair, CLICK HERE.


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