Genius Bro Made A Mistletoe Contraption To Get Kisses From Random Girls

Meet Blake Grigsby, the genius behind the portable mistletoe contraption – a little something he put together to wear around New York City to score free kisses from girls he’s never met before. Who says American ingenuity is dead?

Of course a device like this does come with some perils, such as old ladies thinking you’re cute for trying and giving you a smack on the cheek, not to mention the threat of catching a cold or the flu from some stranger, but if you know the crowd you’re going to be hanging around with come the holidays an idea like this might just help you put a little extra gift in your stocking if you know what I mean? *nudge, nudge*

H/T Happy Place