Instagram Account Dedicated To A Half Shark/Half Penis Should Have Had Its Own Comic-Con Panel

Tons of big news came out of the panels at San Diego Comic-Con this weekend. None of them involved my new favorite Instagram account, Monsterdick. Mark my words, by this time next year, the trailer for The Adventures of Monsterdick will be much bigger news than Suicide Squad trailers.

Here’s the explanation that came in from a friend of Monsterdick’s creator: “So my buddy was bored one day and decided to draw a half shark, half dick. Weird but whatever. He started to get some ideas going and let his imagination run wild. Now it’s pretty amazing what he turned it into.”

When I’m bored, I go out and live life. This guy draws shark cocks sitting on the shitter.

Comme ci comme ça.


If you’re into following drawn dicks, give Monsterdick a follow. If you want to follow real dicks, follow me on Instagram.

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.
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