If This List Of Most Common Passwords Includes One You’re Currently Using, Change It Immediately

This list of the most common passwords of 2014 is depressing.

First, when will people learn? Seriously, I realize using your dumb dog’s name and the year you first touch a tit is an easy password to remember but it’s also incredibly easy to crack for hackers. Even though you think your password is impossible to crack, IT’S NOT, so don’t be dumb when it comes to protecting your identity, bank accounts and Facebook page.

The second reason the list of the most common passwords is depressing is BECAUSE ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN FUCKING TRYING?!?! Look at the most common passwords list below. Baseball? Dragon? Letmein? How about “IMASHITHEAD” next time you get a prompt to change your password? It’s fitting.

Most Common Passwords 2014

  1. 123456
  2. password
  3. 12345
  4. 12345678
  5. qwerty
  6. 1234567890
  7. 1234
  8. baseball
  9. dragon
  10. football
  11. 1234567
  12. monkey
  13. letmein
  14. abc123
  15. 111111
  16. mustang
  17. access
  18. shadow
  19. master
  20. michael
  21. superman
  22. 696969
  23. 123123
  24. batman
  25. trustno1

Michael? Michael. How many fucking Michaels are dumb enough to use Michael? I hope every Michael using Michael for his password gets his identity stolen and the dude goes on kiddie porn download spree. That’s what you get for being so dumb. And also for having such a boring name.

[H/T: 22 Words]