Women would have you believe that every guy on Tinder is a piece of penguin crap that can’t stop from lying. But that’s simply not true whatsoever. But you don’t have to take my word for it, just take a peek at this gentleman’s Tinder profile that is so brutally honest that it has gone viral.
Meet our boy Dustin here. He’s a red-blodded American giving his best shot on Tinder to woo some ladies. Instead of decieving women with a deceptive Tinder profile claiming he looks like “The Aviator” Leonardo DiCaprio, Dustin is brutally honest. Almost to a fault. A Twitter user by the whimsical name of “Jared Fogle’s bf” posted Dustin’s Tinder profile with the caption: “Some girl posted this to make fun of the guy, but I’d be down to crack a beer with dude, he seems chill.”
“Well I’m a fat fuck with a big truck. If we can’t get a big greasy burger then we won’t work. I’m 21 years old but don’t let that fool you, I have no social life like I’m 40. If my truck doesn’t impress you my personality probably won’t either. Welcome to the shit show.”
For fuck’s sake, I wish I had that sweet of a truck when I was 21, I’d get so much pu… Sorry Dustin. Back to the subject at hand, Dustin is definitely a dude you’d wanna crack a cold one with. The girl’s attempt to ridicule Dustin backfired and his Tinder profile has gone viral. Chicks will be right-swiping his profile by the masses now. Honesty is definitely the best policy.