As far as amusement parks go, Epcot Centre is a pretty unintentionally hilarious place. It has good intentions, but feels like a relic of the pre-globalization past before you could get good Thai food in a city like, say, Lawrence, Kansas. Plus the featured attraction is a giant golf ball-looking orb with a presentation about science on the inside. Bor-ing.
Which brings us to this Twitter gold making fun of Epcot Centre. It’s not hard to imagine these tweets being real if you’ve been to Epcot a couple times.
That said, the beer in the German Beer hall will always be A1.
Seeing Epcot for the 1st time is very emotional for many folks because they've never traveled anywhere or even been on an escalator before.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) May 3, 2017
The first Friday of every month is "Flip-flop Friday" at Epcot. Wear your flip-flops here & you could win a microwave or a trip to Dallas. pic.twitter.com/Rxx3irDfEs
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) April 6, 2017
We can't print receipts right now because the cash register is out of ink but we can always give you a handwritten one if you need it.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) April 20, 2017
Please don't wear dangling earrings on our rides because they could get caught on something & next thing you know we've got a situation.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) April 17, 2017
I have a mug that says "Every day is Earth Day." How are you doing your part to help the ecosphere?
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) April 27, 2017
I have a mug that says "Every day is Earth Day." How are you doing your part to help the ecosphere?
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) April 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/EpcotCentre/status/846188468103450629
The good news is we decided to start doing the newsletter again. The bad news is Phyllis accidentally threw out the subscriber address list.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) March 31, 2017
Taffy fans, your prayers have been answered. Three new kinds of taffy are available at our taffy stand: Buttered Rum, Berry Berry & Diet.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) April 1, 2017
Folks throw coins in World Showcase Lagoon & make wishes but I wish they'd stop because the fishes or turtles could eat them & get sick.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) March 13, 2017
Q. Epcot's restrooms have the best hand soap. What kind is it? – Ginny (Santa Claus, IN) — A. It's Valuetown's Spring Meadow scent.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) March 10, 2017
Q. I canceled my trip to Europe & decided to visit Epcot instead! – Ulf (El Cerrito, CA) — A. That's neat but you didn't ask a question.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) March 10, 2017
The good news is we decided to start doing the newsletter again. The bad news is Phyllis accidentally threw out the subscriber address list.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) March 31, 2017
Q. Why are people always selling fruit by the park entrance? – Syd (Bow, NH) — A. We ask them to leave but they pretend they can't hear.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) March 10, 2017
You can listen to real Chinese-style music in China Pavilion. It kind of sounds like someone is playing a violin in the shower.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) March 5, 2017
I still think those child leashes were a neat idea & I don't know why they're not as popular as they used to be.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) March 1, 2017
We have fire extinguishers for a reason & that reason isn't so folks can play with them & make a big mess that maintenance has to clean up.
— Epcot Centre (@EpcotCentre) February 24, 2017