This Man’s Version Of The National Anthem Is So Bad That You’ll Want To Move To Canada

Look, I know you probably want to run me out of the country with a pitchfork after reading the headline for this post. I get it. I appreciate this man’s enthusiasm singing the National Anthem at a race track in Oregon. THAT SAID, dude — take a couple practice swings before you step to the plate. You’ve known the words to this song since you were in second grade. Maybe practice it JUST ONCE before jumping on the mic to pay tribute to our fine nation.

That’s all I’m saying.

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: