This Man’s Version Of The National Anthem Is So Bad That You’ll Want To Move To Canada

Look, I know you probably want to run me out of the country with a pitchfork after reading the headline for this post. I get it. I appreciate this man’s enthusiasm singing the National Anthem at a race track in Oregon. THAT SAID, dude — take a couple practice swings before you step to the plate. You’ve known the words to this song since you were in second grade. Maybe practice it JUST ONCE before jumping on the mic to pay tribute to our fine nation.

That’s all I’m saying.