North Korea Tried To Be A Badass By Firing A Missile And It FAILED

On Saturday, North Korea held a parade to honor the 105th birthday of the founder of the nation. The parade flaunted their military arsenal including possible intercontinental ballistic missiles as well as submarine-launched ballistic missiles. Kim Jong Un continued to defy the international community and launched a missile, but it failed hard. So fucking hard.

According to the South Korean Yonhap News Agency and a U.S. official, reports that the North Korean missile failed to launch.

When you’re waving your dick around you had better make sure you’re ready to fuck or you’ll look like an asswipe.

The U.S. Pacific Command said, “the missile blew up almost immediately.”

So I guess you could say… it blew up in their face.

Que the GIFs.