It has always been one of my life goals to launch myself full out into the torso of a biker coming at me from the other direction.
Don’t ask why. I just think it would be so much fun to fucking drop someone like that. Might be the only time I’d ever feel like an NFL safety.
One cop got to live out my fantasy under the auspices of protecting the president.
Obama was in New York yesterday, and a dude on a Citi Biki tried to cut off his motorcade as it approached.
This is the textbook definition of WRECKED.
Don’t bring that weak shit in front of the president.
According to NBC New York, the biker was cited for disorderly conduct.
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