When a craving hits, a craving hits. Few cravings in the universe are more powerful than the craving for nachos, a munchie so delicious it’s practically its own category on the food pyramid. So what kind of extremes you do for nachos? Walk a couple miles uphill in the snow? Rip off a finger nail? Sell your body for sex?
That’s what a “BBW goddess” in Ohio did when her craving for nachos struck. According to a police report, the 36-year-old hooker negotiated her average hourly rate for sexual services down to $50 + a plate of nachos. She was popped by The Fuzz in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant.
via The Smoking Gun:
As detailed in a Beaver Police Department report, an officer contacted Crystal Hotlosz, 36, after spotting a Backpage.com ad offering paid companionship. Records show that the 5’ 8”, 270-pound Hotlosz frequently advertises her escort services online, describing herself as a “BBW goddess” (big beautiful women) who is “thicker than a snickers.”
In reply to the undercover cop’s initial text, Hotlosz quoted an hourly rate of $160. But after some negotiation, she altered her demands and “agreed to a price of $50 and nachos.”
Hotlosz subsequently met the cop in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant in Beaver Township, which is about 13 miles south of Youngstown. After entering the undercover vehicle, Hotlosz “asked if I had any extra money and her nachos,” the officer reported.
After accepting cash–but, alas, no nachos–from the cop, Hotlosz was arrested for solicitation. Police also collared a 41-year-old Youngstown man who had driven Hotlosz to meet with the purported john.
This lady is the hero the world needs right now. Sucks she didn’t get her nachos in lock-up. Hopefully the Mexican restaurant jumps on a priceless marketing opportunity and signs her up as their next spokesperson.
Here’s the mug shot of Hotlosz, a nacho-loving “BBW goddess” —