Ol’ Dirty Bastard (May Have) Auditioned to Be Mr. Ed and This (Might Be) a Fantastic Clip From It

Yes, that Mr. Ed (a horse is a horse of course, of course). Which means we could have had THE ODB playing a talking horse. Now comes this audio, which is purported to be from his audition. Of course, it's amazing. You'll find yourself quoting it the rest of the day.

A blanket would be nice.