You Think Jock Itch Burns? Check Out What This Chick Did To Some Dude’s Junk During Sex

Jock itch burns, there’s really no denying that. Icy Hot applied directly to your junk also burns like hell, but then it gets cold, and then it burns like Satan’s butthole again. This, this story right here, it’s on a whole different level. There’s nothing light-hearted and funny about what this chick did to some guy’s junk during sex, it’s just fucked up on every level.

The New York Post reports:

A woman ended a steamy romp by attacking her sex partner in the genitals with a hot iron.
Kenya Alozie, 31, was sentenced to nine years in prison for burning the man’s privates — and then striking him with a broken bottle in London’s district of Plumstead, the Coventry Telegraph reported.
The man underwent several surgeries after suffering burns and deep cuts.
At the time of the assault on May 15, Alozie’s college student visa was about to expire and she was planning to return to Nigeria. She was caught May 24 at Heathrow Airport.
“Alozie committed a calculated and pre-planned attack,” Detective Constable Duncan Clark said. “She ensured she had a broken bottle to hand and a hot iron to strike the victim and seriously harm him. The sentence imposed clearly reflects the seriousness of this extremely violent attack.”

When I first read the story about her being a student and her student visa expiring I thought maybe she planned the attack because she wanted to stay in Britain and didn’t want to go back to Nigeria for some reason. That was very, very naive of me.

This chick just wanted to harm and/or kill someone and then get out of the country before anyone caught her. She’s a complete psychopath, one who meticulously planned out an attack on a man’s genitals with a broken bottle and a hot iron. This woman should be locked up in prison for the rest of her life and placed in solitary confinement, this is one sick individual.

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