This Guy’s Opening Tinder Line Is Vulgar, Aggressive, And So Far It’s Gotten Him Laid 100% Of The Time


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Don’t know what this guy looks like so if you’re a 2/10 hoping for a miracle pickup line that’ll get you laid no matter what, sorry not sorry that’s probably not going to happen here. For all we know this dude’s a 10/10 and his opening line could’ve been “One time I stuck a marshmallow up my butt and it felt squishy” and ladies STILL would’ve been throwing their numbers at him like single ones in a strip club. You never know though…so it can’t hurt to at least try with this line, right?

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