There’s an old saying in baseball that no one comes to watch the umpires. But that’s not entirely true.
Often times a spirited ump is the most compelling part of an otherwise dull affair.
To prove it, here is tw0 minutes of the most outrageous moments boys in blue have ever authored.
For many of these guys, the unnecessary histrionics are almost as comical as the insane strike calls. Like, I can’t even imagine what I’d do if some jerk showed me up with a choreographed dance after ringing me up on a pitch 18 inches off the outside corner.
The players in the video are bigger men than I.
Many of these drunk-on-power hourly employees are straight-up crusin’ for a bruisin’. It’d be a damn shame if someone gave them what they were asking for.