Do… do pandas live in the jungle?
I’ll be honest. I don’t know. I know these two don’t, though. They live in the zoo. In Austria.
And to pass the zoo time, they did some doggy style fucking.
You wanna know how it’s done? Watch my boy Yang Yang right here. Bruh’s got flawless technique. The mount. The subtle pause to check positioning. The slightly hung open mouth as you enjoy that jount.
If someone asked me to teach a class on how to doggy style fuck, I would just show this video and call it a day.
Flawless. And you just know he didn’t knock his girl up, because pandas suck at doing that.
Teach me your ways, Yang Yang.
[Via The Daily Mail]