Patriotic Chick On Tinder Is Equal Parts Martha Washington And Jenna Jameson And I’m In Love

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For the most part I stay away from posting Tinder conversations here on BroBible and let my colleagues handle it. They’re all typically better than I am at finding the best Tinder conversations, but every now and then I come across one that stops me in my tracks and makes me feel the need to get into the Tinder blogging game. This is one of those times, obviously.

The patriotic chick (Erika) show in the conversation below is equal parts Martha Washington and Jenna Jameson, a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed. She knows that freedom isn’t free, and she recognizes the value of going crotch to mouth. As today is the 240th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps I only hope that Erika is able to find one of you bros in uniform so that she can make good on her words:


I came across this conversation over on r/murica, one of the greatest hubs of patriotism on the Internet, and one I think you bros should check out on the regular. Anyways, if you’re looking for more Tinder-related content then follow that link below!

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