Photoshop Wizard Creates Epic Tinder Profile—Still Can’t Get Laid

Sometimes even being a Photoshop wizard isn’t enough to get you laid on Tinder.

Meet Jude, he’s a Tinder user who shared his pictures over on Reddit with the caption “I decided to have a little fun with my profile. I’ve gone on zero dates.” Which after scrolling through his pics (and reading the comments) I find that just a little hard to believe.

As evidenced by these photos, Jude is nothing sort of a wizard when it comes to Adobe Photoshop. So the only plausible explanation is that Jude lives hundreds of miles from the nearest female:

Somehow after all that photoshop wizardry he’s still unable to get laid? I simply DO NOT get it. Based on the Reddit comments he’s headed off to SXSW in Austin this week, where it’s so easy to get laid you can practically throw a dart in any direction and wake up regretting a few decisions.

So, best of luck to you Jude.