Pi Kappa Phi Kid Posts Pathetic Hookup Request On Craigslist

If you’re in the Kalamazoo area there’s a self-described “cute young college student” looking for a “cute sane girl” to hang out with him. Sorry dude, no sane girl is on Craigslist looking for a fuckbuddy. Is Pi Kapp really so bad wherever you are that this is necessary? Looks like your dues are a bit of a waste.

And if you’re some sort of hermit who’s desperate for interaction, here’s a link to the full page.