Pizza Stone-Wielding Man ‘Delivers’ Devastating Blow to Friend’s Face, Yells ‘DiGorno Bitch’

This Vine came my way via Internet magician @_Cooper and it’s the cause of some of the largest out loud laughs in our office in quite some time.

I asked everyone to try and headline it. While the one I picked is excellent, scroll below for the best suggestions.


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