Police Confiscate 20,000 Fireworks, Set Them Off All At Once, Because Wouldn’t You?

Sure, cops are maybe some of the worst people out there, harassing us Bros when all we want to do is pee on the homeless man in peace, but they are people, too.

Which means sometimes they want to cut loose and have fun. Like in Glasscock County, Texas (which, yes, big LOL for that name).

Over three-and-a-half days, the ATF seized 20,000 pounds worth of fireworks. Judges ordered them destroyed, and the Midland Police Department offered to do the detonating.

Watch ’em go KAAAHHBLOOOSH all at once.

They go so kahbloosh.