This Post-Christmas Facebook Drinking Game Will Get 20-Somethings DRUNK



Last night, Christmas night, I was scrolling through my Facebook feed and couldn’t help to notice how every single post was either (1. picture of a couple recently engaged or (2. a picture of a baby or pregnant girl with a special message about Christmas blessings. How cute. If you’re an aging 20-something like myself, you may notice that Facebook is like this EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. around the holidays. I’ll never understand why Christmas Eve or Christmas Day is such a special day to get engaged — it’s hackneyed and cliche and screams “I DON’T HAVE A CREATIVE BONE IN MY BODY” — so I created a little drinking game for those of us who’s Facebook newsfeeds have made us want to puke with contrived holiday cuteness over the last week or so. It’s perfect if the holiday season has you feeling A LOT like the girl in the red vest on the left of the picture above.

It goes:

// that doesn’t get you drunk enough, there’s a bonus round:

Happy Holidays to all — single, coupled, with babies, etc. A special shout out to all