If you haven’t heard already let me be the first to break the news: nobody won last night’s Powerball jackpot that was over $500 million and already the 4th largest lottery jackpot in history. The next Powerball jackpot is expected to be the LARGEST EVER, so get your tickets now and start thinking about what you’re going to spend those hundreds of millions of dollars on…but be honest with yourself. I want you bros to really, truly think about what matters to you because watching this guy on FOX News 5 speak from the heart about what he’d spend his Powerball winnings on was just so refreshing. The video’s only 10 seconds, so I won’t spoil his answer for you:
If that answer looks vaguely familiar it’s because the world’s favorite robot, Bender, feels similarly:
I’m assuming this is the San Francisco Bay Area because he’s rocking that 49ers hoodie and a beanie, so it’s presumably a little cold, and there’s the CALottery.com advertisement in the background, it could very well be San Diego though. Either way, his response of ‘a bunch of hookers and cocaine‘ should immediately go down in live TV history as one of the all-time greatest moments. And let’s be honest here, his answer is one of the most honest answers in the history of television, and we should commend him for his honesty.