Prankster Hilariously Trolls Blackjack Dealers To Get Them To Say Naughty, Naughty Things About Genitalia

Last month, one devious and hilarious individual got a whole bunch of online blackjack dealers to announce his name, P. Ness. But when you say it aloud it sounds like “Penis.”

LIKE A DICK!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Okay, enough laughter from my inner 12-year-old.

Why stop at penis? Why not go for the gusto? Let’s all give a warm welcome to Suk Mike Hok.

LIKE SUCKING A DICK!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!

I can’t wait for Hugh G. Rection, Buster Hymen, Mike Litoris, Anita Kock, Haywood Jablome, and Mike Hunt to play online blackjack.