Last month, one devious and hilarious individual got a whole bunch of online blackjack dealers to announce his name, P. Ness. But when you say it aloud it sounds like “Penis.”
LIKE A DICK!
Okay, enough laughter from my inner 12-year-old.
Why stop at penis? Why not go for the gusto? Let’s all give a warm welcome to Suk Mike Hok.
LIKE SUCKING A DICK!
I can’t wait for Hugh G. Rection, Buster Hymen, Mike Litoris, Anita Kock, Haywood Jablome, and Mike Hunt to play online blackjack.