Pool Posts Helpful And Hilarious Sign Explaining The ‘Do’s And Don’ts’ Of Ballsack Drying In Changing Room

A swimming pool in Sundhöllin, Iceland, to warning “old bald gentlemen” using their facilities that certain nutsack drying techniques will not be tolerated. Especially those techniques that involve hair dryers.

Management even posted a handy graphic after a male member complained about the practice in the newspaper. The letter, aptly titled “This is not a ball sack dryer”, became a hot button issue and forced the pool staff to take action.

The graphic above, titled “This is not the scrotum wipe” shows an older man using a hairdryer to blow his balls dry. Some of the rules include “Don’t dry your scrotum or your behind with the communal hairdryer in the swimming pool or the gym” and adds “bald older gentlemen with hairy torsos must either bring their own blow-dryers or just buy a more absorbent towel.”

[via DailyStar]

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