How To Turn A Pumpkin Into A Beer Keg This Halloween

Turn your cheap Halloween pumpkin into a cheap way to hold your cheap beer. All you need is a pumpkin, a carving knife, steady hands, a pumpkin carving kit, a marker, a spigot, a dictionary to look up what a spigot is, and your favorite (meaning cheap) beer.

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