Dude Allegedly Goes On Racist Tirade In McDonald’s And Gets Beaten Like A Cheap Piñata (Video)

by 4 years ago

I never thought I’d say this about a dude who was reportedly spouting off racist remarks to the McDonald’s cashiers in Singapore, but by the end of the video I kind of felt bad for the poor bastard.

Because that was hands down the most pathetic physical showing I have ever seen by an able-bodied man. Obviously this dude has never dropped the gloves in his life, but I’d be willing to wager a Happy Meal that this dickface has never even seen anyone fight. Because even if you’ve never thrown a haymaker before, you’re going to try to emulate what you’ve seen on TV to the best of your abilities. No one plays basketball for the first time and tries to kick the fucking thing into the hoop.

But this dude immediately resorted to the box-out technique like a bubble player trying to make a roster. Pro Tip: if you ever feel the need to box-out your opponent in a fight, your best bet would be just to curl up in the fetal position and play dead. It’s far less humiliating and you’re medical bills will be thousands of dollars cheaper. This pansy is just trying to weather the storm, stay on the bull before it flings him off and impales his neck. But as the old saying goes, “you mess with the bull, you get shoveled off the McDonald’s floor and dropped into a body bag.” Good way to go out, bro.

[h/t LADbible]

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