If you’re talking about your ex boyfriend while on a date and describe him as:
“This dude name Michael used to ride motorcycles, dick bigger than a tower I ain’t talkin’ bout Eiffel’s,”
You’re going to have an awful, awful date. So use this video as a reminder not to be a fake “gangster” in everyday situations…or in any situation, really. People will look at you funny and think you’re stupid, which, you probably are since you’re speaking in rap lyrics.