Do you like raw beef? What about really simple and bland foods that taste like they were cooked by some sort of stone-age wench? And if neither of those descriptions have you sold, then just wait for the misplaced laser beam sound effects and random dragon fire that comes out of nowhere. Who the fuck wants to eat food from the medieval period? If the point of this ad was to keep people away from this restaurant, well then congratulations! I’m never eating here. Ever.