Holy pants-splitting speed Batman, that bike is like an amusement park ride straight outta hell. The only way you could possibly get me on that thing is if it had like 8 sets of training wheels, my entire body was covered in padding so I looked like the Michelin tire man and if my health insurance was top notch. Even then, I’d probably still shit my pants right after that rocket kicks in.
Who thinks this shit up?
[H/T Digg]