I’ll get really jacked about stuff just reading a headline. This headline had me super fired up…
“Roller Coaster Restaurant Opens In Abu Dhabi”
A roller coaster restaurant? People eat in moving cars? Does the car stop to eat? Do you just a ride a continuous ride until your hot dog is done? Are the waitresses in the car too? How much time do workers spend cleaning up vomit. SO MANY QUESTIONS! CLICK!
Oh. It’s a food joint that delivers food via a roller coaster. God damn headline tricks!
This sounds like a terrible idea. An even worse idea than eating in a roller coaster but at least that was interesting. So, what, if my order is fucked up I’ve to to complain to a Tilt-A-Whirl? I’m supposed to sit there and watch food get delivered to other tables via The Wild Mouse? This blows. I’m making my own roller coaster restaurant where every eats during a 70-foot free fall.
“Here are your onion rings, I’ll just throw them at you when you drop. See you at the bottom.”