This Promo For Putin’s Press Conference Is Proof The Russian Media Is Freebasing Blue Meth

It’s almost as if Russian has tracked down the Russian version of Michael Bay to produce this propaganda promo for a Vladimir Putin press conference. Most movie trailers aren’t as intense as this trailer for comrade Putin’s upcoming press conference.

As much as I’d love to be able to, I simply cannot put myself on the other side of this and imagine what it would be like to be a Russian seeing this on TV from your local news. This is absolute INSANITY….BOMBINGS….protests…MOTHER RUSSIA CRUSHES ZE OLYMIPCS…OMG IS THAT COP ON FIRE?!?…CAR BOMBS…TERRORISTS….THE SKY IS FALLING.

Michael Bay should hire the Russian media to do his trailers from now on:

via Happy Place