Missouri State Senator Wisely Reconsiders Insane Amendment Banning Seersucker Suits

Missouri state senator Ryan McKenna proposed this bit of anti-seersucker legislation via a handwritten amendment yesterday. What a monster.

McKenna, who claims the proposal was made in jest, ultimately withdrew the motion.

You hear that, BIG GOVERNMENT? Keep your hands off fraternity-friendly clothing. Nothing good can come of your meddling.