San Francisco Police Are Now Fighting Crime Via Quadskis Like It’s ‘Baywatch’

OK, OK, OK… Before you get up-in-arms about this as a waste of taxpayer resources for the militarization of the police, let’s get one thing out of the way: SFPD’s three amphibious quadskis are a gift from Salesforce.com CEO Marc Benioff, according to SFist. Because what police department doesn’t love getting ATVs that turn into jet skis!

Yesterday during a Giants game, cameras caught police “patrolling” via quadski in McCovey Cove by AT&T Park. THESE LOOK SO FREAKING COOL:

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It’s like David Hasselhoff from Baywatch meets Michael Bay’s Transformers meets Robocop. What a ridiculous vehicle for law enforcement to own. Gizmodo notes that SFPD’s model is probably the Quadski XL and retails $50,000. They’ve already received the Jeremy Clarkson treatment, too:

I want one so bad.

[H/T: Gizmodo]

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