Science Explains Why Your New Year’s Eve Will Inevitably Suck Huge Balls

New Year’s Eve is overrated. You’ve heard that before. Hell, you’ve lived that before. You make big plans, pay $200+ for an open bar that you can barely get to, then you spend the night trying to find someone to makeout with you at midnight and maybe fuck you at 3am. That is pretty much every single guy’s New Year’s Eve in a nutshell. And it sucks.

Why does it suck? Probably because reality rarely (see: never) meets your expectations. Or maybe it sucks because of all the reasons this video gives us. Or maybe, just maybe, it sucks because all the porn you consumed has left you dead inside and incapable of a real, human connection.

Yeah, it’s probably the last one. Enjoy your New Year’s Eve, Bros!