Drug dealers aren’t necessarily the most intelligent people on the planet, because if they were they’d have a “real” job with a salary that doesn’t involve meeting random people out in the snow in the back of a live newscast.
Oh wait, dealing drugs doesn’t involve selling to people on live television. It involves subtlety and not getting caught, which just goes to show that both the dealer and the seller in this exchange are about as intelligent as my butthole.
(Spoiler alert: my butthole is not intelligent)
[H/T Elite Daily]