Russian Serial-Killing Grandma Dubbed ‘Granny The Ripper’ Is Allegedly A Cannibal Who Ate Her Victims
Last week we brought you the terrifying tale of “Granny the Ripper,” the serial-killing grandma who’s thought to have killed at least 10 people over 20 years. I say “thought to have killed” rather than “ayy, bitch 100% slayed a bunch o’ assholes forrealsies” because they haven’t found the bodies; they only know about them because she wrote about them in her diary. Police have her on surveillance video draggin’ along a bag containing some poor old lady whose head she chopped off, which was what got them investigating Tamara Samsonova (her real name) in the first place:
Did you think that was the end of the story? Just some old lady who kills people for shits kicks and hockey sticks? Oh you stupid little child, in the words of Billy Mays:
According to Daily Mail,
Now detectives suspect that the former hotel worker also ate some body parts she removed from the people she killed, chopping off their heads, arms and legs.
In particular, Samsonova had a penchant for gauging out and eating lungs, it is claimed. Asked if she was a cannibal, a police source said: ‘It is not excluded.’
Sources in Russia’s powerful Investigative Committee – equivalent of the FBI – indicated internal organs, in particular lungs, were removed from the bodies of victims.
I mean YEAH it’s a crime to eat people, but isn’t it also a crime to waste perfectly good meat? Children in Africa are starving and Granny the Ripper is doing her best to get a sufficient dose of protein in her everyday diet. I see some wrong here, but I think it all cancels out to neutral in the end.
And if you’re a sick fuck (me) who wants to know what Tamara’s diary entries read like…here you go:
The ‘Granny Ripper’s’ diary excerpts include a chilling confession of murdering one of her former lodgers.
‘I killed my tenant Volodya, cut him to pieces in the bathroom with a knife, put the pieces of his body in plastic bags and threw them away in the different parts of Frunzensky district,’ she wrote.
Detectives in Russia are refusing to release details of her diary until the multiple murder investigation is completed.(via)
Brief and straight to the point. I’m startin’ to think Granny the Ripper is a woman after my own heart ❤
[H/T Daily Mail]