Remember when you’d hang at the mall for hours just in the HOPES you’d go home with a cell phone number? This dude’s shopping mall game is much stronger than yours, bro. He met a woman at the mall and within minutes was nailing her in front of weekend shoppers. In the middle of the day no less! Prime time mall walking hours.
A man and woman, who Chula Vista police said had just met on the trolley, getting down and dirty in front of Christina’s dress shop. Peterson said the man and woman seemed oblivious to the fact that it was 3:30 p.m. and they were surrounded by people in a shopping strip mall.
“They were rolling on the ground making out and getting sexual,” she said.
The two kept their clothes on for the first 15 minutes then Peterson overheard the man convince his new friend to take their relationship to the next level. He stripped off all his clothes; she kept her skirt on.
Take it to “the next level”?!? Isn’t fucking in the middle of a kiosk like THE LEVEL.
Naturally, someone got it all on video.
I mean look, if you’ve got her convinced this is all a good idea, maybe think it out and move it to a fitting room or a restroom stall. Right out in the open, you’re going to get caught. At least get to finish.
Eh, maybe he did.
[H/T: 10News]